So yeah, welcome to Home Row Records.  It's not much to look at now, but we've got milk hooked up intravenously into the circulatory system of this little website, and soon we'll be so full of bovine hormones that we'll sprout huge breasts and bones like iron.

So what do we do here?  Not a whole lot, actually.  There's some nerdcore hip-hop, some ambient, and some weird synth pop, but mostly we sit around and watch Youtube videos and drink beer.  Occasionally, we get high and tell everyone about it like raving hippies.

We've also got a non-profit store, where you can purchase a shirt emblazoned with the name of your favorite nerdcore artist (unless that person has their own website and shirts for sale).  Or, you can visit our Myspace page and be our friend, even though we'll probably never meet

Now some of you might be thinking, "WTF is Paris Hilton doing here?"  Well, when she's not being a dirty whore on bootleg internet sex videos (she seems really boring in bed),  she's making halfway-decent pop songs.  This particular video made it on here because the main character is a nerd who uses Paris Hilton to get his revenge upon the evil jocks who torment him.

Which just goes to show, Paris Hilton is still a tool.